Sure a real estate sign is an effective tool to sell your house, but I bet you didn’t know it makes a pretty nice weapon too. One man discovered this the hard way when he was impaled on a real estate sign. North Fort Meyers, Florida deputies were called out to handle an assault at River’s Edge Mobile Home Park. When they arrived at the scene, they discovered Zeke Smith had been stabbed. While stabbings in Fort Meyers aren’t an unusual occurrence, the fact that the weapon was a real estate sign instead of a knife made it quite newsworthy.